The Fit-o-Meter (fitness on a scale of 1 to 10)
its late at night, you've had far too much to drink and are desperate for some company. you are blinded by drink and will take it where you can get it
0 - all those that didn’t even make a 1
1- Plain awful. A yeti
2 - if you like yeti
3 - Evolution takes hold, starts looking human
you might normally say that you have higher standards but your feeling brave after those few drinks and decide that they arn't so bad after all. you wake up the next day unsure wether to be proud or embaressed
4 - Early prototype fitty… went wrong somewhere
5 - In the right light a super model (that light being off)
6 - Squint a little and yeah they're fit
If you could, you would. these are the people that you just can't help but lust. you spend your time chasing them and when it works, its worth it.
7 - Formula starts looking right, just needs tweaking
8 - Formula is now commercially viable, fittys are here
9 - Premium formula edition… super fit
the person of your dreams. if you had three wishes, this would be one. makes everything else obsolete.
10 - The unknown formula… how did you manage that!?
disclaimer: the fit-o-meter is a scale used by groups to make comparisons of peoples looks and has no indication as to the personalty or feelings of any of its subjects.
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