Driving Me Mad

I passed my driving test recently and theres two things I’ve noticed. one, everybody asks how your drivings going despite the fact you've passed and no longer have to prove you can drive a car and the second is that people suddenly turn on you. the second you lose the L you get the bird. nothing you do on the road is going to make any other driver happy. you let someone through and the person behind sits there going "why's this egit letting that car through, can't he see I have to get home to beat the wife" my dad said that once you've passed they "don't know you from adam"... "I thought your name was steve?"... they don't know you from adam, as if it would make a difference "hold on lads, let him through, this ones from adam... in your own time sire... please the roundabout is now free for you to access... go forth and drive."
 
I failed my driving test first time. I wouldn't mind but it’s not even like I killed her, only a broken hip and I’m sure by the way she was holding that walking stick it was broken anyway. The granny bitch really did make a meal of it; she went down like she was trying to win a penalty. The driving instructor didn't help any, screaming into his test pad... its not like it was much blood and most of it was hers. Silly cow crossing the road with all that shopping... it was an accident waiting to happen. Apparently it wasn't even the fact I hit her that he failed me for, but when I drove off and hit the curb doing the 3 point turn.